[Intro: Interview with Lou Reed from 1974]
You like singing about drugs. Is this because you like taking drugs yourself?
No
You want people to take drugs themselves, is this perhaps why you sing about drugs?
Oh yeah, I want them to take drugs
Why is this?
'Cause it’s better than Monopoly

[Chorus]
You're not a rapper, you're just an actor
What am I after? Money's the answer
You're not a rapper, you're just an actor
What am I after? Money's the answer

[Verse]
Buncha missed calls, skippin' over pitfalls
Chain on me, swinging like my big balls
Dealin' with my withdrawals, knockin' over brick walls
Pissed off, tryna turn my mothafuckin' switch off
Mofucka tryna get rich now
Mofucka tryna get rich now (Rich now)
I been in the stu', makin' hits now (Hits now)
Probably why she wanna suck my dick now

[Bridge]
She said, "Are you sober?", I said, "No way"
Today, I feel like Michael Jackson on a fuckin' good day
I snorted 'cause it seems to be the fast way (sniff)
And I chase it with some other shit, I'm livin' like the last day
She said, "Are you sober?", I said, "No way"
Today, I feel like Michael Jackson on a fuckin' good day
I snorted 'cause it seems to be the fast way
And I chase it with some other shit, I'm livin' like the last day

[Chorus]
You're not a rapper, you're just an actor
What am I after? Money's the answer
You're not a rapper, you're just an actor
What am I after? Money's the answer