[Verse 1: Linda, Bob]
(Oh no, no, no)
Pass the cranberry sauce
We're havin' mashed potatoes!
Ooh, the turkey looks great

[Chorus: Linda, Bob]
Thank you for loving me (Lin)
Thank you for bein' there (Please...)
Thank you for lovin me (Oh god)
Everyone's thankin'
The whole world's thankin' you (Lin, stop, Lin, stop)
Thankin' us for thankin' you (Lin)
Kill the turkey (Lin!)

[Verse 2: Linda]
Eat a whole bunch of stuff
We're gonna take our pants off!
Oh, we're feeling so fat

[Chorus: Linda, Bob]
Thank you for loving me (Lin)
Thank you for being there (Please)
Thank you for loving me
Everyone's thankin'
The whole world's thankin' you (Lin, stop)
Thankin' us for thankin' you
Kill the turkey
[Outro: Linda]
Kill the turkey, yeah!