[John Roberts as Linda]
Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter
Diarrhea *Blows two raspberries*
Diarrhea *Blows two raspberries*

Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter
Diarrhea *Blows two raspberries*
Diarrhea *Blows two raspberries*

*Blows two raspberries*
*Blows two raspberries*

Some people think it's funny but it's really wet and runny
Diarrhea *Blows two raspberries*
Diarrhea *Blows two raspberries*

Sorry, we're late. Bob had diarrhea!
(Laughs)
Ew!
What?

[Spoken: Eugene Mirman as Gene]
I love you, mom