[Spoken: Linda & audience]
My son's doing Die Hard: The Musical in the basement. It’s a competing musical!. It's competing with this one right now!
Shh!
Ah, you're jealous!
Shh!

[Intro: Jocelyn, Julie & Rupa]
This is a boat, a boat that is a ferry
Ferry on the water, Staten Island Ferry

[Working Girl verse 1: Courtney]
I’m a working girl, a workin' working girl
I'm a girl who's working
I work in New York City

[Spoken: Gene]
All aboard the plane from New York to Los Angeles
*Pretend airplane noise*
Thanks, Argyle!
Boy, that guy on the airplane was right about taking my shoes off!

[Die Hard verse 1]
I'm a barefoot cop, oh...

[Working Girl verse 2: Courtney & Jocelyn & Julie]
Coffee, coffee, coffee's all I get
(Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee)
How'm I gonna get ahead (Coffee, coffee)
[Die Hard verse 2: Gene]
I'm Grubin’
I’m Hans Gruber and I'm Grubin’
And sometimes that can mean shootin'
Mr. Takagi in the head

[Working Girl verse 3: Tina & Courtney]
Hey, this is Katherinе, you work for me
I've broken my lеg while trying to ski
Do me a favor and fill in for me
Even though I stole your radio deal idea For Trask Industries
You did what?!

[Die Hard verse 3: Gene, Bob & Linda]
Fight scene, fight scene, we're gonna have a fight scene
*Grunting*
Oh my God
Uh, excuse me. Uh, excuse me. I know, right? He’s magnificent! Oh, it's warm in here! Hey, did Louise charge you five bucks?
Yes
Oh, a rat

[Working Girl verse 4: Courtney & Jimmy Jr.]
I have a head for business and a bod for sin
Well, I want both, so count me in

[Die Hard verse 4: Gene, Louise, Doug & Courtney (In order)]
Oh, the life of the wife of a cop
Makes my head spin around like a top
He's always...
Hey hey! Five bucks!
What's going on?!
You're doing your Die Hard musical?! Oh, I love the Holly Gennero McClane number!