[Intro: Ms. LaBonz]
Before we begin, we have a message from one of the candidates for student body president
*students groan*
Settle down. It's not Henry Haber

[Verse 1: Jimmy Jr. & Gene]
I'm Jimmy, Jr. Pesto
You know I am the best-o
I'm cooler than the rest-o
He wrote the hot guy manifesto

[Chorus: Gene, Tina, Louise, Zeke]
We wish we were Jimmy, Jr. Pesto

[Verse 2: Jimmy Jr. & Tina]
Key change

I'm Jimmy, Jr. Pesto
You know me from the vest-o
And I'm on the quest-o
To bе the president-o

[Outro: Jimmy Jr., students & Ms. LaBonz]
You wish you wеre Jimmy, Jr. Pesto
Let's do this! *scream*
Oh, barf!
I wanna slap that kid
I know, right?