[Intro: Gene]
A one, a two, a one-two-three-four!

[Verse: Linda]
Oh, the sheriff had a piggy and he was mighty mad
He saw me a-coming and my wiener he did grab
Now I can't quit cryin' and life just ain't no fun
'Cause a fat dog ate my hot dog and I got nothin' but the bun
Yeehaw!

[Outro: Louise]
Wow. Wowie wow-wow-wow