[GENE BELCHER, spoken]
I don't need to be a musician! In fact, I don't need music at all!

[LOUISE BELCHER, spoken]
Really?

[TINA BELCHER, spoken]
What?

[GENE BELCHER, spoken]
Stop looking at me like that, keyboard! You know I'm right!

[LOUISE BELCHER, spoken]
What would you do instead?

[GENE BELCHER]
Maybe I'll be a baker or a candlestick maker
Maybe I'll be a potter, or a teacher like "Welcome Back, Kotter"
Maybe I'll juggle or maybe I'll juice
Be a Top Gun and be friends with Goose
One thing I know for sure

I don't need music I don't need you anymore
I don't need music I'm gonna kick you right out the door
I don't need music anymore!
Ahhh! Why don't you take the hint and leave me alone?!