[Spoken: Gene, Louise & Tina]
I don't need to be a musician! In fact, I don't need music at all!
Really? (What?)
Stop looking at me like that, keyboard! You know I'm right!
What would you do instead?

[Verse 1: Gene]
Maybe I'll be a baker or a candlestick maker
Maybe I'll be a potter, or a teacher like "Welcome Back, Kotter"
Maybe I'll juggle or maybe I'll juice
Be a Top Gun and be friends with Goose
One thing I know for sure

[Chorus: Gene]
I don't need music I don't need you anymore
I don't need music I'm gonna kick you right out the door
I don't need music anymore!
Ahhh! Why don't you take the hint and leave me alone?!