[Spoken: Belchers]
L:Aw, family! Now come on! Let's eat. Look at the food! Look at it! Don't get too close! Wow! Don't get too close. Look at me
B:Oh, God, what happened to the vegetables
Lou:Survival of the Sweetest, Dad. It's nature's way
B:Well, uh, they look... great. You guys really came through. I mean you cooked a turkey
L:Woo!
B:All right, let's carve it! Oh, comes off... real easy
T:As it should
G:Mm-hmm
B:Uh, is this thread?
Lou:Yeah. What do you use to sew your turkeys?
B:Should we not eat this?
Lou:Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it
LWe could, maybe, no
GI'll eat it
THey, look who found a plate of microwave egg rolls!

[Verse 1: Bob, Gayle & Linda & Gayle]
*Hums*
No no no, somethin' with a little rhythm. It's gotta be jazzy!
Okay. All right all right
*Scat*
There ya go!
Oh, look at him! He loves it!
It's Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving for everybody
Except for Europeans
*scat*

It's Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving for everybody
Except for Europeans
Scat