[Intro: Gene & Courtney]
Happy Valentine's Day, Wagstaff-inopolises!
If you think fish are just the grooviest...
Join the Club for Marine Life Enthusiasts!
Wednesdays at lunch
If peanuts make you itch and wheeze...
Come and listen to the speaker on food allergies!

[Spoken: Gene & Courtney]
Wait. What's this? An announcement just came in
What announcement?
It's hard to explain it. I-I'm just gotta sing it

[Verse 1: Gene]
If you have good times, and if you have good rhymes
You may have found your one and only
But then the one you like-like says "Take a hike-hike"
Then suddеnly you're lonely
But still be glad, еven if you're sad
Take comfort just in knowing
You'll be okay, it's Valentine's Day
Your heart's not broken, it's only growing

[Spoken Outro: Ms. Twitchell & Zeke]
That boy's got a crush on me
He got me! Aah! I'm doing it! Oh, God, I'm cryin'! Oh, boy, I'm weepin'! These are tears, boy!