[Intro: The Belchers (-Louise), Linda, Louise & Bob]
Hi... Hello... Hi... Hello... Hi
You have... Kuchi Kopi?
Uh-huh
There he is. Kuchi
Okay, good night!
Good night
Whew
Good night, Kuchi
*Dramatic sting*
*Scream*
Oh boy
Wh... Wh... Wh... Why... Whaaa...
It was an accident!
I dropped him in the toilet and Tina said we should put him in the oven and Bob didn't really know the oven, and Gene smushed his face, so it's all our faults. Right, guys?
Mmm...
Louise, we're so sorry
*Grunts*
Honey, say something
Get out
Louise, I know you're really angry right now and it's a little early to, you know, have perspective on this and forgive us..
I will never forgive you for this. Nevеr, ever, evеr!
How 'bout... What if I? *hums*
GET OUT!
Okay, okay
That went... Well
I can't believe this
[Verse: Louise & The Belchers (-Louise]]
I used to trust my family
We're sorry, so sorry
Now they're just a sham to me
Did we mention that we're sorry?
Destroyed my favorite thing in the world
This wasn't our best day
Broke the heart of this little girl
You can slap us all in the face
No amount of slaps can make this right
Oh, no, that's not good
I guess I'm not the forgiving type

[Outro: Louise & Kuchi Kopi]
Woah! I'm feeling kinda flu-zy. And the room is kinda woozy
Was that rug always twirling? 'Cause it makes me feel like hurling
Woah-oh-oh!
Ugh
Woah
Hello
*Screaming*
Wait, why are you screaming?
I thought that was what we were doing
Well, let's not
Okey-dokey