[Intro: Akkoro Kamui & Louise]
*Roar*
Ugh. Akkoro Kamui? Is that you?
*Coughs* Yeah. Uh. Yeah, it's me. Hi
Hi
So, listen, none shall pass... gas *blows raspberry*
Just kidding. But, yeah, no-none shall pass
I can't let you get to that fortress, Louise. It's a bad, bad place
Allow me to explain
Here we go

[Verse 1: Akkoro Kamui & Louise]
That fortress is the worstest
And it's really kind of cursed us
You can see it has immersed us
In this darkness
Yeah, yeah, uh-hu

[Verse 2: Akkoro Kamui, Louise & Kuchi Kopi]
I threw the best swamp parties
I'd serve wine and calamaris
And we'd drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and...
Yup, got it, we got it
Hold on, I'm not done
And we drink and drink and...
Come on, everybody!
Drink and drink and drink and drink and...
Littlе repetitive?
...drink and drink and drink all day!
But thеn the fortress made it dark and cold
And that is not okay! Yeah!
[Outro: Akkoro Kamui, Louise & Kuchi Kopi]
Um, Kuch? Quick side bar?
Sure. What's up?
Everyone's got, like, a major problem with me going to this fortress
What? No, they don't
Well, I'm just saying, maybe there's something about it that I'm not figuring out, or, like, it's a metaphor
Uh... We... We... Maybe we get to the fortress and figure it out while we're sitting in the jacuzzi with eight jet streams, hm?
Yeah, okay, fine
What are we whispering about?
Oh hey, Akkoro Kamui. I wanna tell you something
Okay
Closer
Okay. *Slapping sound* Ow, my face!