[Intro: Jack, Linda & Bob]
Chapter one: It was a Friday night, and I was selling meats. Horse meats. It was Friday Night Meats
That's good
Oh my God

[Chorus: Cast]
Here comes the meat plane
Right to your counter
Ooh

Here comes the meat plane
Right to your counter again
Ooh

[Interlude: Jack & Bob]
Jack. Jack Attack. Hugh Jackman
You guys like the song the most out of anyone I sing it to

[Outro: Cast & Linda]
Here comes Jack, walking through your doorway
Jack! Hi! What a surprise!
Here comes Jack, right through your doorway
Yeah

Here comes the meat plane
Right to your counter
Ooh-ooh
Here comes the meat plane
Right to your counter
Ooh-ooh