[Intro: Tina (T), Bob (B), Louise (Lou), Gene (G) & Linda (L)]
T: Look at that thing. It's gonna last you into your 20s
B: I give it a month
Lou: I give it a week
G: And I'll spend that week in this box. Please forward my mail to this address
L: Give me one. Give me one
G: No!
L: Give it to me!
G: No

[Verse]
Getting off on a little chocolate
I want a chocolate rocket
Do what you do to me
So good and so chunky
Ready to blast off?

[Chorus]
Blast offs, blast offs
Chunky, chunky blast offs
Whoo-hoo
I said blast offs
Yeah
Chunky, chunky blast offs
Whoo-hoo
Yeah, blast offs