[Intro: Coach, Tina & Kids]
So, go ahead, everybody. Get up on that pier for your final exam
What final exam?
Aw, it's great. We jump off the pier before we graduate
That pier?
Whoo! Come on, Tina, jump!
No, thank you
You can do it!
No, I really can't
Yes, you can. And, plus, you sort of have to in order to graduate
Fine, then. I'm out
Tina, no. Look, I'll tell you what. If you jump, you get to warm up in the sand together
You mean, sugar cookies?
That's what I'm talking about
Aah!
Sugar cookies
I'm never using a towel again

[Verse 1: Tina]
Blow that whistle
Make it thunder
Save that guy
He's going under, under

[Verse 2: Tina]
Jump in the water
Hair's getting tangled
Time to check in
On my love triangle
[Chorus: Tina]
Sand's the sugar, we're the cookies
Sugar cookies
Sand's the sugar, we're the cookies
Sand's the sugar, we're the cookies
Sugar cookies
The sand's the sugar, we're the cookies