[Intro: Rudy, Louise & Gene]
I don't know if I can go any faster. My little body is already breaking down
Well, there's only one thing to do
Work harder/Half-ass it
Oh-oh, half-ass it
I don't know, that still sounds like a lot of ass
So, quarter-ass it is
Gonna throw just a little bit of my cheek in

[Chorus]
Ooh, quarter-assin'
A little bit of the cheek, a little bit of the cheek
Ooh, quarter-assin'
A little bit of the cheek, a little bit of the cheek
Ooh, quarter-assin'
A little bit of the cheek, a little bit of the cheek