[Chorus: Bob]
I'm doin' a dance
'Cause I got Pesto in my pants
(Ah, ah)
I'm doin' a dance
'Cause I got Pesto in my pants
(Ah, ah)

[Verse: Bob]
My burgers would not flip (No flips)
My spatula had yips (Yip, yip)
But now I have no more care
In tight Italian underwear

[Chorus: Bob & Linda]
I'm doin' a dance
(He's doin' a dance)
'Cause I got Pesto in my pants
(Give it up, give it up, give it up)
I'm doin' a dance
'Cause I got Pesto in my pants