[Verse 1: Bob, Linda, Both]
Every day we come downstairs
Unlock the door and turn the sign to "open," "open"
Is another day I give myself a little diarrhea
From the worry and the stressin' and the hopin'
But I won't think about (But you shouldn't think about)
Those fears now
Mr. Dowling at the bank is gonna say, "Oh, wow"
When he tastes our burgers, taste our fries
He'll probably give us a high five
Extend our loan, throw us a bone (Mmhmm)
And tell us we are in the zone (Yeah)
Send us on our merry way (Mmhmm)
"Hey, have yourselves a plеasant day"
We'll come back herе, we'll go berserk
We'll hug and kiss and get to work
Oh, Bobby, I like what I'm hearin'
Diarrhea's fine, but no sense fearin' (I mean)
Ah, when you have that just un-stop-timistic spirit
It's gonna be the sunny-side-up summer of our lives
Ooh

[Verse 2: Tina, Louise, Gene]
Every time I see him, oh, my heart, it does a crazy little dance
Something like, eh, eh, eh (Looks good)
And I want for him to kiss me and to walk away so I can see
What's shakin' in the backside of his pants (Poop?)
I think that is real, what I feel
And if he could feel it too, well, then that would be ideal
So I wanna make this thing legit
I'm gonna put a ring on it (Ooh)
But not a ring 'cause that's cray-cray
I mean, we're only in eighth grade (Yeah)
I'll do the thing eighth graders do
When you like-like me and I like-like you
Put something special on a chain
And give it to him and explain
"I'd like for you to be my summer boyfriend"
You'll say "yes" and then to seal it, shake your rear end
And it's gonna be the sunny-side-up summer of my life
[Verse 3: Gene]
Each and every day
I want to sing, I want to play
Play this napkiny thing, I made it
And it's gonna revolutionize American pop music

[Verse 4: Louise]
Each and every day
I just think I'm pretty great
Yep, that's right, no big deal
I'm not hiding what I feel
About some things on my mind
And if they're holding me behind
Keeping me feeling small
Though they actually make me tall
Hope they don't hear me talkin' 'bout them
Don't know what I am without them

[Chorus: Gene, Louise & Tina, Bob & Linda, All]
But this summer, I might see (But this summer, we might see)
Just who I turn out to be (Just what we turn out to be)
And it's gonna be the sunny-side-up summer of our lives

[Outro: Bob & Linda, Gene, Louise & Tina]
Guess we're gonna go for it (Sunny-side-up summer)
Feels kinda scary, I'll admit
It will be great, it's gonna work (Ooh)
We'll hug and kiss and go berserk
I'll take a chance, don't second guess (Sunny-side-up summer)
We're doin' great if he just answers "yes" (Ooh)
[Outro: Mr. Dowling, Bob & Linda]
No
Huh?