Poison in My Pocket (dupl)

[ASQUITH JR]

You and I go sailing by

And no one will know where to find us

Unseen, unknown, and blissfully alone

We're leaving the riff-raff behind us



All afternoon in our sweet cocoon

Our cares for the moment at bay

Side by side, who knows how far we'll glide?

Bid the world goodbye; eagerly we fly away



[MONTY]

I am standing here with poison in my pocket

Standing on this frozen little dock

It seems that I've just let them skate my opportunity away...

Brrr!



If I had the poise to put the poison

In a pot of tea, or else a shot of gin

I would be back amid the noise of London by the end of day...

But!



I am standing here with poison in my pocket

One eye on the target, one eye on the clock

It'd better happen soon, before I lose my nerve and run!



If I had a knife, I could have grabbed him

Then discreetly knocked him on the head and stabbed him

Not to mention what I would have done if I had had a gun

Then again...



The thought occurs, if I had truly taken stock

It might've stopped me putting poison in my pocket

What a fool; to travel all this way and not think twice!



Murder's not a hobby for the cautious

Thoughts of violence can make the timid nauseous...



Unless, of course, the victim plunges head-on through the ice!



It appears that I've been handed quite an opportune solution

All that still remains is proper execution..

I had better join them on the lake before it gets too late!



Suddenly, there is no stumbling-block

It seems that I won't need the poison in my pocket

What a stroke of luck Sibella teased me 'till I learned to skate!


[MONTY]

Closer, now



Time is racing, now

Time is racing on

It's all a matter of pacing

In a moment, this moment will be gone!



With the rhythm of a violinist, I am sawing where I think the ice is thinnest

To create a hole through which the tragic lovers meet their doom



One could call call this rather diabolic... Is it strange to feel a wee bit melancholic?

Right, a twinge of some remorse, Of course! A conscience I assume



But no! As i'm cutting I am contemplating, and the truth is it's a tad exhilarating

Even though it's not inconceivable that i'll get caught



Still, it comes as quite a shock; it seems a novice standing here with poison in his pocket

Can decide that murdering Is easier then he had thought
[ASQUITH JR]

Closer, now

Time is

Racing

Time is racing on

It's all a matter of pacing

In a moment, this moment will be gone!



You and I go sailing by





And no one will know where to find us





Unseen, unknown and blissfully alone



We're leaving the riff-raff behind us





All afternoon in our sweet cocoon



Our cares, for the moment, at bay





Side by side, who knows how far we'll glide?





Bid the world goodbye, eagerly we fly away



Bid the world goodbye, eagerly we fly-
[ASQUITH JR and his lover fall through the ice, screaming and eventually dying]



[MONTY]

... Away



All of this is, frankly, easier than I had thought