[Verse 1]
Lucifer, he came to me
He said, "Take this bass guitar, kid, then you'll be free"
It's true, it's true
I then saw the gates of hell
They were lined with golden amplifiers, I could tell
It was cool, it was cool

[Pre-Chorus 1]
They were calling out my name
But I could not be found
I was falling through the flames
In such a lovely sound, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
Let me dance like a bug on a cinema screen!
Shake my hand at the world and its pyramid schemes!
I'm in love with the groove and the gravy loves me!
Oh, mom, I've got the heart of a dancer!

(Mom, I've got the heart of a dancer!)
Mom, I've got the heart of a—

[Verse 2]
Jesus then came up to me
He said, "Boy, you're gonna lose yourself if you believe
In blues, in blues"
I showed him my crazy beats
And the Son of God could not help but to stomp his feet
It's true, it's true
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Well, I'm a freelancer of horrible dances
But swift is my heart when I move
Tell me they see me when I shake my booty
And all of my teenage societal deviations

[Chorus]
Let me dance like a bug on a cinema screen!
Shake my hand at the world and its pyramid schemes!
I'm in love with the groove and the gravy loves me!
Oh, mom, I've got the heart of a dancer!

(Mom, I've got the heart of a dancer!)
Mom, I've got the heart of a—

[Instrumental]

[Verse 3]
Lucifer and Jesus saw
That the blues were not for Heaven or for Hell, but for all
It's true
I'd never been alive
I was born to be a rocker and a rocker I'll die
It's true

[Chorus]
Let me dance like a bug on a cinema screen!
Shake my hand at the world and its pyramid schemes!
I'm in love with the groove and the gravy loves me!
Oh, mom, I've got the heart of a dancer!
(Mom, I've got the heart of a dancer!)
Mom, I've got the heart of a—