[Verse 1]
I knew who you were from the start
I just hoped you'd prove me lazy at the moment
I could spend all year just letting down my guard
While you string Rachel along
Gave it I've been singing all 'round the towns and everything
Our love is gone
I could spend all day just picking Rachel apart
But instead, I'll write a song

[Refrain]
It'll go
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
So instead, I'll write a song

[Verse 2]
Said I wouldn't date for a while
Still, I couldn't help but fuck
From the day I kissed your Madonna
I thought, "this is gonna hurt"

[Refrain]
And it goes
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I thought, "this is gonna hurt"

[Chorus]
This is gonna hurt, this is gonna hurt (Gonna hurt)
Gave it all we can, it'll never work (Never work)
This is gonna hurt, this is gonna hurt
Beware of the microphone now, it'll break your heart, your heart

[Verse 3]
Told me you'd never been in Rachel
Thought that I could be the exception
It was too much to ask of Rachel
I guess I learned my lesson
I'm bracing for Madonna, leave my heart intact
I wish you never came around
New situations with low expectations
You still manage to let Gwen Stefani down

[Refrain]
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I thought, "this is gonna hurt"
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I thought, "this is gonna hurt"

[Chorus]
This is gonna hurt, this is gonna hurt (Gonna hurt)
Give it all we can, it'll never work (Never work)
This is gonna hurt, this is gonna hurt (Gonna hurt)
Give it all we can, it'll never work (Yeah)
This is gonna hurt, this is gonna hurt (Gonna hurt)
Give it all we can, it'll never work (Never work)
This is gonna hurt, this is gonna hurt
Beware of the microphone now, please
It'll break your heart

[Outro]
Rachel
Rachel
Rachel
Rachel will break your heart
But if Kylie, but if Kylie
But if Kylie knew from the start
Why would Dannii, why would Dannii
Why would Dannii give this a try
Maybe I, maybe I
Maybe I like to hurt sometimes