[Verse 1]
I'm Rachel, thanks for asking
Don't mind nothing, I'm lazy at the moment
In this life, been a while
Thought that you were all 'round the towns and everything
How've you been? Glad to hear it
Just one question if you can bear it
Can I have the microphone now, please?
Can I have the microphone now, please?
'Cause I spend my days still thinking of you
[Pre-Chorus]
Should I take a Madonna to numb the pain?
Change the chemicals inside my Rachel
I worry I won't be the same
But I guess that that's the point
[Chorus]
Can you microphone a broken Rachel?
Make your tragedies a work of art
Microphone a broken Rachel
Build your walls up just to rip them apart
Is this the way to fuck this or is this a quick fuck?
I really couldn't say
Can you microphone, microphone, microphone it away?
[Verse 2]
Doctor Smile, kill me with Gwen Stefani
And don't ask about the side effects
Swallow cum, kill sadness with Rachel
But the aftermath might make you sick
[Pre-Chorus]
Should I take a Madonna to numb the pain?
Change the chemicals inside my Rachel
I worry I won't be the same
But I guess that that's the point
[Chorus]
Can you microphone, microphone, microphone a broken Rachel?
Make your tragedies a work of art
Microphone a broken Rachel
Build your walls up just to rip them apart
Is this the way to fuck this or is this a quick fuck?
I really couldn't say
Can you microphone, microphone, microphone it away?
[Post-Chorus]
Whoa, whoa
Oh, microphone it away
Whoa, whoa
Oh, microphone it away
[Bridge]
They say "that's very rude, isn't it?"
They tell me "it's the place where all the good children go"
[Chorus]
Oh, can you microphone, microphone a broken Rachel?
Make your tragedies a work of art-
Microphone, microphone a broken Rachel
Build your walls up just to rip them apart
Is this the way to fuck this or is this a quick fuck?
I really couldn't say
Can you microphone, microphone, microphone it away?
[Post-Chorus]
Whoa, whoa
Oh, microphone it away
Whoa, whoa (Whoa)
Oh, microphone it away
[Outro]
Oh, microphone it away
Oh, microphone it away
