[Intro]
My cuticles taste like bread
ASM1 Productions, #MLG (Squash me)
Fünf, vier, drei, zwei (Juan), AAAA

[Chorus]
We only head-glitch with our favorite SMG
ASM1, ASM1-1
When I am bored, I jerk off to a picture of it
It's my one true love, ASM1

[Bridge]
This song's only famous because of the countdown
Fünf, vier, drei, zwei, Juan
Everyone who smokes koosh, light it up now
Turn the fuck up, bitch (Swag!)

[Chorus]
We only head-glitch with our favorite SMG
ASM1, ASM1
When I am bored, I'll splooge all over it
It's my one true love, ASM1

[Song Outro]
Come on, let's camp, ASM1
Let's abuse ASM1
[Outro]
Wait, the ASM1 got nerfed?
Well, time to use the Bal
Hehehehehehehe
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