[Verse 1]
Change the station I don't wanna know
What's the occasion? No, everything blows
What did you ask of me? I'll never know
Why don't we just settle down, have a drink and watch the show?

[Chorus]
Do you want my opinion now?
Oh no, it's so simple you know
'Cause I hate 'most everything now
It's best if my impression is kept in forever more

[Verse 2]
What's the opinion of your professional?
If I compliment your vibe can I get booked for shows
Maybe one massive festival with a bill for the blokes
I look up and I look down and see I'm not a fit no more

[Chorus]
Do you want my opinion now?
Oh no, it's so simple you know
'Cause I hate 'most everything now
It's best if my impression is kept in forever more

[Outro]
Oh light your friends with those looks too
And friends with those who book the night
I didn't mean to cause offence
I swear I'll shut my mouth tonight
What's your problem? Oh I didn't know
I can find another word so I'm done for sure
I look up and I look down I don't need no friend no how
And I know
I didn't know I didn't know
I didn't know, how would I know?
No, no...