[Verse 1]
Oh, baby
Don't be mad
Just 'cause I say things
That make your mama sad
They're just presents
Didn't buy a car
I didn't realise
Showing up was so hard

[Chorus]
I may hate you but you gotta stay
Baby on Christmas day
On Christmas day oh-oh
Ho ho ho

[Verse 2]
Racist Grandma
Uncle's drunk
I'd go scold him
But I'm a little bit pissed from lunch
So, ho ho- oh no
Forgot to say
Oh I can't swear on Christmas Day

[Chorus]
I may hate you but you gotta stay
On Christmas day
On Christmas day
I may hate you baby but don't go away
Honey on Christmas day
On Christmas day oh-oh

*guitar solo*

[Chorus]
I may hate you but you gotta stay baby
On Christmas day
Honey, on Christmas day
I hate you but don't go away
Honey on Christmas day
On Christmas day oh-oh