I drive in a big van
I play in a big band for you and all your friends
Wake me up when the party ends

This one’s for all my fans
I love to shake hands with you
You look so clean
Put me on a goddamn magazine

“Hello
I’m not sure if this is the right email
But I’m reaching out to see if you wanted to be on my podcast
It’ll take about ninety minutes
And we can do it at my apartment
Which is about ninety minutes from the venue
So all in all it’ll take about 180 minutes”