[Verse 1]
My girl loves me for my TV
Stays in shape on the rowing machine
Every Friday night, we fuck on the floor
I don't know what I would do without her

[Verse 2]
She's in no rush, using my toothbrush
Fifty-dollar bill floating in the washing machine
Szechuan string beans, crab Rangoon, honey
I can't eat Happy Family by myself

[Verse 3]
No rise and shine, baby's on beach time
Hand-me-down hatchback came sandcrabs-insured
Coppertone caked on, self-help shelf all summer
I don't know how I might make out without her