[Voicemail message]
Hi Richie, it's Greta
I just woke up, and it's two p.m
And it's really hot
And, um, I just...
So, yesterday...
Um, calling just to say:

[Richie singing]
He was dead all along
He was dead all along
Richie, what'll you do today?
Will you ever leave your bed?
Probably not
Are you scared?
You're probably scared

Rest in peace, Richie Woods
Hope you never wake up
Rest in peace, Richie Woods
Hope I never wake up

He was dead all along
Holy shit, who is this kid?
Please stop this awful music

Richie Woods, you idiot
Hope you never wake up
Rest in peace, Richie Woods
Hope you never wake up