Rip richie

[Voicemail message]

Hi Richie, it's Greta

I just woke up, and it's two p.m

And it's really hot

And, um, I just...

So, yesterday...

Um, calling just to say:



[Richie singing]

He was dead all along

He was dead all along

Richie, what'll you do today?

Will you ever leave your bed?

Probably not

Are you scared?

You're probably scared



Rest in peace, Richie Woods

Hope you never wake up

Rest in peace, Richie Woods

Hope I never wake up



He was dead all along

Holy shit, who is this kid?

Please stop this awful music



Richie Woods, you idiot

Hope you never wake up

Rest in peace, Richie Woods

Hope you never wake up