[Verse 1: Choir of Oddparents]
Timmy is an average kid
That no-one understands
Mom and dad and Vicky
Always giving him commands

[Interlude: Vicky]
Bed twerp

[Bridge]
The doom and gloom
Up in his room
Is broken instantly
By his magic little fish
Who grant his every wish
Cause in reality...

[Hook 1]
They are his oddparents
Fairly oddparents

[Interlude: Wanda]
Wands and wings

[Interlude: Cosmo]
Floaty crowny things

[Hook 2]
Oddparents
Fairly oddparents

[Bridge]
Really mod, pea pod
Buff bod, hot rod

[Verse 2: Timmy Turner]
Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice
Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

[Hook 3]
Oddparents
Fairly oddparents
It flips your lid when you are a kid with fairly oddparents!

[Outro: Vicky]
Yeah right
*Pop*