Intro
(Lil Big Dick A.K.A. LBD)

Oh my god
*clears throat*
So, last I checked, this intro is like twenty minutes long
So, we're gonna be here a minute... because this is just like "oh look my beat's cool"
Yeah, we were supposed to purchase this, but we didn't
So, it's all going on Soundcloud...
...implying that I can afford Spotify...
...20 dollars a month, no chance chief
Alright *clears throat again*
Yo, aye

Verse 1
(LBD)

Your bitch in the front row of my fuckin' house show (okay)
She puked, slipped, and fell from drinking alcohol though (wshhh)
When she fell, I said get the paramedics, then I continued with my hit song 'Esketit'
Oh my god dude I just want a fuckin' cypher (aye)
Be in the same room as Tay-K like Pied Piper (okay)
Wear my own clothing brand cuz I'm a fuckin' loser (ugh)
But hey I can't afford OF so beggars can't be choosers

Verse 2
(Yung Gooch)
Ummm... you're a fucking idiot (heh)
I will fucking kill you
Fuck right off...
...or I will sue you
Um... I own a boat...
...you are not allowed to ride it
I just fucking hate you
You fucking idiot
Ummm... I rap good
You can't convince me otherwise
I don't give a FUCK if you're rich
My hatred is... supersized
I'm going to leave now
I commit tax fraud
Because we may have stocks
But we will never share a bond

Outro
(Yung Gooch)

Aye, aye
Aye, aye
Fuck right off
You fucking bitch