[Intro]
Onii, onii-chan
Stop that!
Uh, oh, onii-cha, ah onii-cha
Shut the fuck up!

[Verse 1]
They say I watch too much anime
Well, you can suck my balls, bitch
And while that shit might be gay, at least you'll be away
Like, uh, leave me alone
I'm tryina watch my anime, my hentai
This shit just go home
Speaking of home, here, let me show you my scrotum
Rub it in your face, and then you can say you love 'em
'Cause, frankly, I don't care if you're a guy
I'll just say you're a trap, and then half the people of the audience wouldn't even give a crap
That's why you horny freaks work, I do not understand
You all like anime women that are made by men
So you can touch my katanas and go back to Japan
You can lick on my nutsack and can play with your hand on my... nans (Seriously, that's the best you've got?)
Bitch, this song has been over-do
You freaky anime men, go home and cry, boo
Boo, Dragon Balls, the pink fucker
That's also like my dick ('Cause it's big and pink)
[Bridge]
Verse 2 about anime
You know, it's just your generic apandah song, rapping 'bout anime or some shit
I murdered this beat like Itachi murdered his parents
And everybody else in the Uchiha clan
(Too soon? No, it wasn't) (I thought, I thought it was perfect for this, like, come on, that, that was a good metaphor) (Ah fuck you)

[Verse 2]
Hatsune Miku? More like "Hatsune Piku"
I mean like "Peek on my nuts", you fucking freaky fucks (Ahahaha)
I don't give a shit what you think
You can call me a freak, but if you like anime I think you need to shrink
'Cause I look at you fuckers, and you're all fat and obese
Like, do something with your life, and do something, just, please
Like, just be a member of fucking society (Roasted)
[?] freaky and my people are just too much for me
Which is why I watch anime, 'cause I am also a freak
I also like anime women, and I'm also a geek
Which is like I sit in my chair like a throne, even though I go home
I sit on my Xbox and I go on Google Chrome
And I jack off to anime women, man, who can be forgiven?
All these freaky hentai fucks, like, what are you missing?
I have a screw loose, it's called "Fuck you"
And you can judge all you want, but I'm a pessimistic dude

[Outro]
Just apandah
I'm more like all of you
You're all fucking weirdos
I'm a god n***a, haha