[Skit: Jermaine Fowler]
Okay, here we are:
Welcome to my new office, Khare-y
Ahhh, I run this whole thing, baby
Very proud, I run a whole division!
A whole division!
Why don’t you meet one of my interns?
Hey! Hey, you!
Get over here!
Meet my old friend, Khare-y
Khare-y, meet my intern
Yup... [*phone ringing*] oh, you know his work?
What was the album? "intern aquarium."?
Oh... you’re familiar, oh, du-oh, you’re a big fan?
Okay, a-alright
Ayy, ayy, shut the fuck up! [*glass shattering*]
Alright? We get it!
We get it! You a fan!
You a fan of his work
I didn’t- invite you over here to come over here and
Compliment this motherfucker!
I invited you over here
To tell this motherfucker how great of a boss I am!
But you didn’t do that, did you?
Ayy, don’t look away from me!
All of y’all, look at me!
I want all of y’all to know
When I bring a motherfucker like Khary to the office
You keep that shit on the down-low!
Feel me?
You fucking feel me?
Say you like his album in the fucking lunchroom
Say you like his album in the bathroom
While he’s taking a piss in a stall or something like that
But don’t you ever in your motherfucking life
Say you like that piece of shit album in from of me!
Alright?
That album scarred me!
[*fax machine noises*]
Sorry...