The Flat Stanleys
One Sided Fist Fight
[voicemail]
"hi. I wasn't kidding. can you stop holding your breath now? I don't like you holding your breath. it's not nice. please stop. hmmmm. okay. call me back when you're conscious. bye."

[Verse 1]
I've never been in a fight
But I've gotten my ass kicked
For something dumb that I said
About some guys girlfriend
That wasn't that dumb 'cause at the time
It was factually correct
But now my face is wrecked
If it's neither here nor there then
You still seem to care man
An awful lot more than you let on

[voicemail]
"hey, Brian it's me. um. just kind of getting worried because, you know, you just kind of stopped texting out of the blue and it's um yeah n-not generally a good thing when you do that. um. text or call or something. anything."

[Verse 2]
I'm taking my seatbelt off
'cause it's making me uncomfortable
And when I crash headfirst
Into a curb I will finally get to fly
Maybe I'll land in somebody's hands
Someone who doesn't make me anxious
'cause everyone that I know does
[Bridge]
I wanna be fixed by doctors
I wanna be operated on
I need you to take me to the hospital
Even though there's technically nothing wrong

I wanna be fixed by doctors
I wanna be operated on
I need you to take me to the hospital
Even though there's technically nothing wrong

But you'll say you love me for the sake of the tradition

[voicemail]
"hey brian it's me. um. i'm just calling to see where you went and how you are and um. please call me or text me um. i'm worried about you. please? call me. bye."