[Ogden a.k.a. Robert Nelson]
Welcome aboard
This is 2013
And Alaclair is very much commited
To the safety
Of the babouins and babouines
Of the Bas
And that's why
We'd like you to pay careful attention
To this important safety information

First
Please make sure
That your seat belt is securely fastened
To fasten
Insert the metal thing
Into the buckle
And tighten the buckle
By pulling the loose end
Away from you

Once we reach our cruising altitude
You may decide
To untie your tite gêne

The bécosse
Is located
At the back

Please take a moment
To look at your safety pamphlet

In the case of a rapid change
In cabine pressurization
Oxygen masks will automatically drop
From the compartment above your seat
Place the mask over your nose and mouth

In the case of a plane crash
We suggest that you learn how to swim
Before taking the plane

The emergency exit is situated
At the same place
As the non-emergency exit
To your left

Thank you very much
And we hope you enjoy your flight
On Air Bas-Canada