[Jiggly]
Well the audience certainly seems to be having a good time

[Alaska]
Girl, think about it- their idea of a good time is sitting on the porch and churning butter!

[Katya]
Or sticking their arm halfway up inside a cow

[All]
Ew!

[Katya]
I saw it on a reality show once. Trust me, reality is really gross- and boring

[Peppermint]
Exactly, so to these poor ignorant people we must be like the latest Star Wars movie, and the Ice Capades and the Lady Gaga concert all rolled into one

[Katya]
Yes, to these boring boogers, our show must be more exciting than Coachella or Burning man

[Alaska]
I prefer Couch-ella. You know, where you sit on your couch watching Drag Race while tweet snarky comments and drinking Skinny Girl Vodka

[Peppermint]
I'm the complete opposite of Burning Man. I'm air conditioned lady!
[Alaska]
Look at this poster. The last event they had here was a combination monster truck rally slash book burning to benefit the Trump campaign

[All]
Donald Trump?!

[Alaska]
No, some woman named Frieda Trump. She was running for something called Quilting Bee Commissioner

[Manila]
Well, we need to show this little town that we're all about diversity. I know, let's have a couple of our Jewish cast mates sing a Hanukah song

[All]
Mazel Tov!


[Jinkx]