[Intro]
Wow

[Verse 1]
The joint was a jumpin' on the corner
Down on a honky tonk street
When all of a sudden up drove a Cadillac
Out stepped a cat named Pete

[Verse 2]
Diamonds on a every finger
He wore a tailor-made suit
He smoked a black cigar, he wore a Stetson hat
He wore a pair of cowboy boots

[Verse 3]
He busted on through the doorway
Just as bad as he can be
He pulled out his pistol and turned around
He said, "My name is a Big Boy Pete"

[Verse 4]
The music stopped, there wasn't a sound
Over in a corner stood Bad Man Brown
Brown smiled and grinned, he said, "My friend
Come three steps farther, and I'll do you in"

[Verse 5]
Now, Pete, said, "A look a here, buddy
Before I tan your hide
I got a .45 to keep me alive
And seven bullets on my side"

[Verse 6]
Brown pulled a knife, he jumped on Pete
They fought from the counter, right out to the street
They swung from north, they swung from south
Brown cut that black cigar right outta Pete's mouth

[Verse 7]
Brown slipped around behind poor Pete
Cut him from his head right on down to his feet
Pete hit the ground, he yelled and screamed
Pete took his Stetson hat and flee the scene
[Verse 8]
Now, if you're ever down on the corner
Down on a honky tonk street
Don't mess with Brown, he'll cut you down
Take a lesson from Big Boy Pete

[Outro]
Wow