[Verse 1]
Happiest and high
Lowest of lows overwhelmed
Then complete silence
Taking our sweet time
Let's see whose dick is bigger
We may never know
(But I think I know)

[Chorus]
You're hurting me, I'm hurting you
And since I know we will argue
I've written this haiku for you

[Verse 2]
Oblique strategies
Sure is funny how I met you
I'll never forget

[Chorus]
You're hurting me, I'm hurting you
And since I know we will argue
I've written this haiku for you