Everett Champion
Prom Night
[Verse 1: Kris Kelly]
Fuck
Pulling up in the prom bus (skrt)
No lean, no double cup (nah)
Just a bunch of rowdy kids turning up (turn up)
Real event, yeah this is us
I don't give a damn, looking fresh to death
Black suit and tie, looking pink as flesh
Like it goes down my fucking neck
Want a story? Here's the rest (rest)
Ready to go like what's next (next)
Raging like there's nothing left (left)
More than blessed, I'm feeling blessed (wow)
This ain't school, this ain't the test (no test)
Make this night the fucking best (ya)
People sleeping, ain't no rest (let's go!)
Fuck your sleep kid this is net (wow)

[Hook: Everett Champion]
Uh she got work in the morning
Yeah high as hell, yeah she soaring up
She got work in the morning
But that liquor keep on pouring up
Uh, we gon turn shit into a prom night
And she start grinding on sight
Gotta chance, cause I’ve been drinking all night
Alright, we gon turn it to a prom night

[Verse 2: Everett Champion]
Cheer captain, doing gymnastics
And she practice, all up on that mattress
Her fashion got her looking like an actress
Prom night comes, doing splits, no backflips
Everybody wonder what I’m dropping next
Left my prom date, I forgot to text
Highschool, it doesn’t take a lot to flex
Prom night, but we treat it like Project X
Class of ’17, we waited for 4 years
Plug hit me up, you waiting on 4 beers
Toast before cheers, cops wait to enforce fear
Worked my ass off, so of course we're here
Chain is so opulent
Teachers look in astonishment
Grinding, I'm on top of it
Liquor giving me confidence
Bank account been depositing
Black girl dancing, we opposites
I've been a fresh man since freshman, you ain't been popping since
My intake of girls has been deluxe
CK suit, I've been spending bucks
But I just spilled whiskey on my rented tux
Real life, feel like I depend on trust
If you gotta problem than I’m down for the fight
Tell the neighbours it’ll be loud for the night
I got too lit, so I was out like a light
Guess that's what happens when you're out for the night

[Hook: Everett Champion]
Uh she got work in the morning
Yeah high as hell, yeah she soaring up
She got work in the morning
But that liquor keep on pouring up
Uh, we gon turn shit into a prom night
And she start grinding on sight
Gotta chance, cause I’ve been drinking all night
Alright, we gon turn it to a prom night

[Verse 3: Kris Kelly]
Bonfires be kickin' in (kicking up)
Donuts in the Chevy truck (Chevy truck)
Man's searching for the next bump (next bump)
Stomachs aching, yeah you feel the lump (feel the lump)
Pools of poison, let's take a dunk (take a dunk)
Green air, ain't no skunk (no skunk)
Bodies sleeping in the damn trunk (damn trunk)
One night, we don't give a fuck (wow)
Silly kids on a thin line (thin line)
Enough drugs to do some real time (real time)
Kids puking man I swear they dying (swear they dying)
Welcome to the jungle bitch no lions (Ahhh)
Hear that roar bitch? Yeah speakers crying (speakers crying)
If you ain't making noise, start trying (start trying)
Got a tent, but ain't no hiding (no hiding)
This is prom night, so get excited (wow)

SKIT

KYLE
Aw shit, I don’t feel too good

MAEVE
That just mean’s I’m gonna win!

KYLE
Not if, not if I can do anything about it

KYLE
I mean it man, I’m out, I’m out

MAEVE
Duuude, my parents are gonna kill me

MEGAN
I did it, I won!! Oh shit

[Bridge: Everett Champion & Kris Kelly]
Yo, if you wanna see it all, you gon need a black light
Lines of the white, going up like a flash light
Wow, and I'm reminiscing about last night
If your gonna do it, than you better do it right
Outside the function, looking a like a scary sight
My future like the lighters all here, bright
Weed smoke blowing, got me feeling like a kite
Cops coming and running for my life, alright

SKIT

OLIVER
Oh shit it's the cops, run!

MEGAN
Oh fuck, we gotta go, the cops are here man

KYLE
We gotta get the hell outta here

MEGAN
Shit, where's the door?

KYLE
I don't know, it's not my house fam

LUCY
C'mon guys, let's keep this party going on the beach