[Intro: Woman, Man]
"Hello?"
"Hello?"

[Verse 1: Oliver Tree & Lena Kuhn]
Honestly, I'm sorry
I did not mean to do the things I did
He says he's "sorry"
I don't believe a word he says
I'm honestly not perfect
I do some awfully stupid things
That's really no excuse though
There are no perfect human beings

[Chorus: Oliver Tree, Lena Kuhn, Both]
I guess that means I'm just a jerk
He's a such a jerk
I'm just a jerk
I guess that means I'm
Just a jerk
I guess that means I'm just a jerk
He's a such a jerk
I'm just a jerk
I guess that means I'm
Just a jerk
[Verse 2: Oliver Tree & Lena Kuhn]
I honestly feel for you
I used to hate to feel that pain
If you felt for me
Why would you make me feel the same
I was honestly self-centered
I only thought about myself
Call it what you want to
I'll call it something else

[Chorus: Oliver Tree, Lena Kuhn, Both]
I guess that means I'm just a jerk
He's a such a jerk
I'm just a jerk
I guess that means I'm
Just a jerk
I guess that means I'm just a jerk
He's a such a jerk
I'm just a jerk
I guess that means I'm
Just a jerk