Get up, too late, find a note on my bed
Where she writes I have a date, 'cause I fell in love with Fred
Who the fuck is Fred, i jump out of my bed
Where's the bloody phone everything is going wrong

Hit my head on the door, then I fall right on the floor
I'm losing control my boss is waiting for my call
I run tumbling down the stairs – is there anyone who cares?

Shit happens – Oh, My God – Are you kidding?
I can't change it – keep it – cool relax
What can you do shit happens
Is it real? – it's a joke – I can't change it
Hang in there – rеlax – what can you do shit happens

Red lights traffic jam, no idea whеre I am
# get my boss on the wire and he shouts at me #
? drive my car to the bar, drinking beer I'm going too far ?
One and two and six until I'm supposed to pay the bill

Someone stole my bloody money
You know policemen are not funny
When they put me into jail and I meet this guy named cale
He says: "hey lets spend the night"
I am screaming for my rights
Shit happens, shit happens, shit happens
Shit happens – Oh, My God – Are you kidding?
I can't change it – keep it cool – relax
What can you do shit happens
Is it real? – it's a joke – I can't change it
Keep it cool – relax – What can you do?

Shit happens – is it real? – it's a joke – I can't change it
Keep cool – relax – What can you do?

I call my lawyer: "would you save my life?"
But he says, "sorry, I represent your wife
By the way my name is fred, and i'm lying in your bed
And your bank account – of course
Will be mine when you're divorced."

Shit happens – Oh, My God - Are you kidding?
I can't change it – keep it cool – relax
What can you do shit happens
Oh, My God – must be dreaming
I can't change it – don't give up – relax
What can you do shit happens
Oh, shit – keep cool!