R. Stevie Moore
The Winner
Who is the man doing everything he can
The winner the winner
At the finish line first one every time
The winner the winner

He spends his life in a box
Of ideas he can use
But every night you can find him alone
A loser

Now he's won himself but he's getting nowhere else
The winner the winner
And he needs a friend cause it's getting near the end
The winner the winner

He sits at home with the toys
That he has to amuse
Just hear his moans he's so sad who he is
A loser

The winner is a sinner
Has a minnow for his dinner
The winner is a sinner
Has a minnow for his dinner

Who is this man doing everything he can
The winner
It happens every time
When he wins he knows he's lying
The winner the winner
A winner