Everywhere you look you see a car
With a yellow sign in the back window saying
Baby on board
What does this mean?

Everytime i see one of these
I see a grown-up sitting at the wheel but no
Baby on board
It's a false warning

Everybody using this sign
Should lawfully remove it until there's really a
Baby on board
Head-on collision

I think it's just another fuckin dumb trend
That everybody wishes they had my baby on board

Any young parents out there
With a diamond-shaped message that tells me
Baby on board
I'm gonna cause a crash-up

Betcha you better leave junior with the sittеr
Better fasten that sеat-belt tightly and
Maybe the lord will protect your fender
Everywhere you see a car
With a yellow sign in the back window saying
Baby on board
Ha ha ha ha hah

Everytime i see one of these
I wanna tailgate causing a whiplash to the
Baby on board
That's no false warning

Everybody using this sign
Doesn't impress me none