Bright
Shiny
Elegant
Sparkling

The crystal chandelier
Up on the ceiling high
Will crash and fall on you
Unless you want it to

One of these days
There's gonna be a big banquet
Many rich people gather here
One of these nights
I may create a disaster
Formal dress in a mess

One of these parties
Will be just perfect
Watch them serve champagne
One of these nights
The old sophisticates forfeit
Into the floor in pain