R. Stevie Moore
Records
Records are so much fun
Records are second to none

Records are the way I choose
To entertain myself
Records are neat
Sounding unbeatable

Records look so good and yet
They take so little space
Records are here
Nothing there to erase

Records make a man into
A world celebrity
Records are good
Records are right for me

Records arе so much fun
Records are second to nonе
Records are so much fun
Records are second to none
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Hey, why's everybody watchin' TV?
I got some records, people
Very good
Records are so much fun
Records are second to none
Records are so much fun
Records are second to none