Wholesome Davendale exchange a cent
Nearly time to wind, exchange a dime
Always scared it will go away!
(do me, I want me, do me, I want me)

Ooh, I know a Tightwad
Mean as he can be
Shame he doesn't know the right God
To live his life down to a T OP

Ooh, He spends his nighttime
Glad the n***ard, the bored
Don't get caught by the white line
That leads you right to his door
GO BACK

He'll give you none
Although you won the race
Beware the stingy ways
Oooh, He was a miser!

It's mine, said he
Too much, said I, amazed
Beware

Wholesome Davendale exchange a cent
Nearly time to wind, exchange a dime
Always scared it will go away!
(do me, I want me, do me, I want me)
Ace! Ooh, I met a Tightwad
See him now and then
I always carry the Light rod
To try not to wee him again
THE MAN

Ooh, I know a Tightwad
Mean as he can be
Shame he doesn't know the right God
Shame he isn't like me, no
Beware the

Wholesome Davendale exchange a cent
Nearly time to wind, (tissue removed) exchange a dime