R. Stevie Moore
Alcohol Call
Alcohol, hear it call
Have a ball when you fall
Every other night I fill a glass with ice
Pour some mixer in too

Alcohol sets me free
Have a tall whiskey
Everyone joins in, they feel like joining in
We get drunk as doggies

Alcohol call
Alcohol call

Alcohol? Not right now
Don't know why, don't know how
But tomorrow night I'll have to do it right
Be an alcoholic

Alcohol call
Alcohol call
Alcohol, hear it call