Asked a horse and the horse said yeah
Asked a blind man and he said braille
Asked a mouse and the mouse said fail
Asked the wind and the wind said gale
Asked a convict and he said jail
Asked the rain and the rain said hail
Asked a hammer and it said nail
Asked a boat and the boat set sail

Asked a pig and the pig said sty
Asked a gal and the gal said guy
Asked a friend and the friend said hi
Asked another one and he said bye
Asked a shirt and the shirt said wear
Asked a barber and he said hair
Asked a tom tom and he said snare
Asked a preacher and he said prayer

Asked a foot and the foot said shoe
Asked a ghost and the ghost said boo
Asked a pear and the pair said two
Asked myself and myself said you
Asked a wheel and the wheel said tire
Asked a plug and the plug said wire
Asked the boss and the boss said hire
Asked another one and he said fire
Asked a mouse and the mouse said fail
Asked the wind and the wind said gale
Asked a man and the man said why
Asked an apple and it said pie
Asked a bug and the bug said fly
Asked a monster and he said die
Asked a convict and he said jail
Asked the rain and the rain said hail