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Under new management

Whipped cream Saturday night
Breath freshener featherweight fight
John Belushi told me not to come
Randy Newman joined three dog night

Pickled beets on Sunday night
Dick Clark fought Stanley Kubrick
John Belushi showed me how to cum
Now I'm sleepy and I'll lay right down

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Same location

Bitter man's cake last night
Joan Jett's gonna get killed
John Belushi asked me not to do it
So I won't now, will I?
Garlic pizza everyday
Where is Lisa? With you again
And that's good you should be glad
I won't get mad
You should not be sad
It's really too bad