R. Stevie Moore
Caffeine Boy
What does it mean, i'm a caffeine boy
Does it suggest I'm hooked with a disease?
Little brown bean had a caffeine ploy
And made me tumble down upon my knees

Coffee every morning goes so well
I would think
When I rise, my sleepy eyes must drink

Have you ever seen any caffeine boys?
Do you remember if they had a dream?
Chubby or lean, was their caffeine joy
Because of sugar or because of cream?
Or both?

Coffee every morning goes so well
I would think
When I rise, my sleepy eyes must drink

Good to the last drop