Cassettes are so much fun
Cassettes are second to none

Cassettes are the way I choose
To entertain myself
Cassettes are neat
Sounding unbeatable (With Dolby)

Cassettes look so good and yet
They take so little space
Cassettes are here
If you don't like it you can erase

Cassettes make a man into
A world phone-in pen-pal
Cassеttes are good
Cassettеs are so versatile

Cassettes are so much fun
Cassettes are second to none
Cassettes are so much fun
Cassettes are second to none
Push play

Hey, why's everybody using 8-tracks?
I got some cassettes, people
Erase
Yeah, do it like you're making a tape
Now
That's adequate
Cassettes are so much fun
Cassettes are second to none
Cassettes are so much fun
Cassettes are second to none, I tell ya

Hey, somebody slap in a 90