R. Stevie Moore
Peeping Tom on the Reeperbahn
Sleeper lying on stomach
Lying to the court
Both gut and judge
Both under oath
I'm going home, I'm going home

Keeper of the Keystone Cops
Mack Sennett rocks
To the beeper beat
The pager in heat
I'm staying out, I'm staying out

Peeping Tom on the Reeperbahn

The cat shit in my mouth
Spit it out in the litter
Baby sitter hitter
Runs batted in
Had it in for kitty, pretty city

Peeping Tom on the Reeperbahn

Killer weed minimal seeds
She's wearing beads of sweat
Place a bet not yet
I'm staying home, I'm staying home
Loose leaf wanderlust street datе bust
Venereal disеase please tease my knees
Wobbling in the apple cobbler
Au gratin turning rotten
I'm going out, way out

For some minty Moore mouthwash balls
Mouth wanderlust balls
Larger than Brahma bull testicles
So as to contain antiseptic
Active ingredients purchased from

Peeping Tom on the Reeperbahn

Keep the noise down
Sleeper weeper tears on my pillow
Monkees head in the bed
And I deny my Italian heritage
Beep the boys down
It's not Dan, it's not Sam

It's
Peeping Tom on the Reeperbahn

Nineteen ninety nine innings of swimming